Come and talk to me.

[Forgive me:] Just press play.

Don Rodriguez exists for days like this. So excited is he about this momentous meet & greet that he just can't wait to tell you a few things that you may or may not have known about these two "living legends."

• Diddy enjoys recycling his “I had the dopest paper route” story.

• Diddy can’t say the word “intern.”

• Diddy cannot be called Diddy in the U.K. because someone else there is called Diddy, and won a legal right to the name.

• Rio Ferdinand is the world’s biggest Jodeci fan.

• Rio Ferdinand is the “most expensive defensive footballer in the whole wide world.”

• Rio Ferdinand smells of Diddy’s cologne. He has a bottle in his bathroom. He is peeved that he was made to pay for it.