The Upgrade Was More Blue


Had a better view of this one, and as the B&C factcheckers have pointed out, and as was apparent to mine eyes, the Ecuadorians are in fact in possession of all three primary colors, thereby making them a sartorial juggernaut the likes of which the Costa Ricans are powerless to oppose, despite the painterly blue & red (No relation -- Ed.) brushtrokes on their jerseys. Word to Croatia: Ya best to watch your front.

Those of you who believe anything that Darwin has to say knows dude spent some time licking poisonous frogs for kicks off the coast of Ecuador on a group of islands later named after an "art space" in Williamsburg that I've, of course, never been to. Those of you who don't know jack, go learn yourselves. The Ecuadorians advance...