The most professionally taken goal yet. Leave it to the elegant
Brazilian midfielder whose name signifies dookie-bubbles to babies in a multiplicity of languages.
What else is there to say about Brazil? Ronaldo's fat? We knew that.
Check out their president. That Roberto Carlos has always been and still remains the best, most consistent player on the pitch, regardless of any other -inhos lurking with intent? My boy Von knew that too. That it's Gilliam's best? Surely.
See, you're an open book, Brazil. But we know there are things you're terrible at that don't involve lingerie models who excel in the defensive center-mid role. For instance: They lack a common border with Chile and Ecuador, yet abut every other country in South America. What, too cool for the Chileans, Brazil? An abundance of natural resources, huh? What could you possibly do with all that jojoba? Get into distribution. See dude.