Mo' Problems

Unkay...so I'm officially obsessed with watching Rio Ferdinand play at playing Kutcher while watching his England teammates embarrass themselves. From the slightly dated (but on point, I suppose, for Rio) rap selections to Rio's cornrows, it's essential viewing.

Two more for you, mere minutes before England take on T&T's Soca Warriors:

Peter Crouch (of Robot fame)

Gary Neville (of moustache fame)