Berlusconi might say otherwise.
"...flick the towel of the Lord..." - Phil Ball on locker room evangelicals, or those who prefer Christ as their centreback.
UPDATE: Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, he of the Jesus tee, wants to become a minister as soon as he's done winning Golden Balls.
Whatever your opinion of evangelicals, Kaka might not be half-bad; or, at the very least he sounds like he has a keener understanding than most:
"It's not so easy to apply to today's society things that were written thousands of years ago. But that's exactly the job of a minister - to make the teaching of the Bible relevant."