Heartbreak. A crowd full of Germans rooting against highly favored Argentina, and honestly, how could you not? The Ivoirians are so likeable, with their bright orange and green trimmed kit, lowercase-lettered names (Puma's housing the jersey game, b/t/w. And the Italians haven't even stepped on the pitch yet), and so many dudes rocking what some might describe as the Malcolm Little conk (I've no idea how to produce hair of that texture, but believe me, B&C is on the case. And by the way, can I still say "conk"?). Not to mention they are supremely skilled, quick, strong, and I'm sure they look good in leather too.
Which is why, despite their disappointing but not disheartening loss, the Ivory Coast wins B&C's first, weekly, "Come Up In The Spot Looking Extra Fly Award." Wear it well, gents.
And b/t/w, mothereff the Crouch-- do the Drogbacite.